inside joke btw im not sexist C=
weed brings fourth mental erections
I hate people who talk about themselves...
all the time. its an aweful disease.
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tumblr blackberry
kicks azz C=
formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/amax
Same story…
It’s like I wanna feel bad for the dude but I have such and intense hatred for him being able to afford such a nice car, while I can barely put a quarter tank in my truck, that I just can’t bring myself to do it.
Reblog if sometimes you're afraid to text someone because you're worried you'll annoy them.
(via justalittlelessobvious)
*sigh* story of my life.
(via p-dizzle)
Always.
OOOOOOOOOMG! LOL!
Hate this guy but love this joke.
I’m such a bad woman…
Anyone wondering, that ‘Alice’ is Bri-Chan/Briberry/Briana. :D
Hey I'm max, though my real first name is actually A... Long story... this is my creed:
Ill learn to work the saxophone
Ill play just what I feel
Drink scotch whisky all night long
And die behind the wheel
They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call alabama the crimson tide
Call me Deacon〶Blues
